{"product_id":"life-is-a-sexually-transmitted-terminal-disease-typography-tee","title":"Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease - DarkTypography Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight crew-neck tee carries a dark, wry sense of humor in bold, distressed lettering with the quote, \"Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCut from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the shirt feels soft against the skin, breathes well, and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape intact through washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ribbed collar holds its stretch, and the tear-away label prevents irritation. Printed with high-detail techniques for a crisp, vintage-look print that stands out on the chest. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, start a conversation, or lean into a sardonic mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75); font-family: 'Playpen Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 18.4px; letter-spacing: 0.69px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e..\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eOur printing process is eco-friendly; inks are water-based, bio-degradable, and non-toxic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75); font-family: 'Playpen Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 18.4px; letter-spacing: 0.69px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e..\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eMachine wash cold. Non-chlorine bleach if needed. Tumble dry on low. Iron medium heat. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75); font-family: 'Playpen Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 18.4px; letter-spacing: 0.69px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eFree Shipping On Orders Over $50\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e..\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003ePlease allow 3-5 business days for production and delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42281113288759,"sku":"70060512166082844598","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":42281113321527,"sku":"18654593263008102608","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":42281113354295,"sku":"32662006011391783844","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":42281113387063,"sku":"24454012366032319815","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42281113419831,"sku":"10166704784254851377","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":42281113452599,"sku":"19237463983036966104","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":42281113485367,"sku":"56070984541305288566","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":42281113518135,"sku":"13801305005860465628","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42281113550903,"sku":"16236653640270416958","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":42281113583671,"sku":"79358283681855651320","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":42281113616439,"sku":"11906891664269310009","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":42281113649207,"sku":"33653033015766861631","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42281113681975,"sku":"22090005272189506344","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":42281113714743,"sku":"17770237234348397264","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":42281113747511,"sku":"28172008385467852891","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42281113780279,"sku":"25719607305977058528","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":42281113813047,"sku":"90005210985810568320","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":42281113845815,"sku":"11756779790227002450","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":42281113878583,"sku":"26488675146891209644","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42281113911351,"sku":"41707485266771345854","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":42281113944119,"sku":"19279402169763964063","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 3XL","offer_id":42281113976887,"sku":"28306881207312727289","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":42281114009655,"sku":"22051430053618053255","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/7412\/2295\/files\/4333043862636004225_2048.jpg?v=1782163171","url":"https:\/\/www.sundazeteeshop.com\/products\/life-is-a-sexually-transmitted-terminal-disease-typography-tee","provider":"Sundaze Tee Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}